FIERCE FABULOUS CUPCAKE MAKING LADIES
WHO WILL FUCK YOU UP
If you are a misogynistic dick in their restaurant
holy fuckin shit
I need to start watching this show.
now why is platonic cuddling so frowned upon in society fuck you man if i wanna cuddle my bff i will fucking cuddle my bff youll need a fucking crowbar to pry me off you son of a bitch
it sucks being the ugly quiet rude sarcastic emotionally unstable friend with the attention span of a goldfish
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
i looked up plant sweaters so i could find a cute sweater with plants on it for reference and i
i love birthdays they’re so motivational like if i can manage to keep myself alive for another year ill get money and cake
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU